WHY DON'T ANYBODY LOVE ME?

DEAR MY BRAIN IS IN PAIN..I'M A NICE PERSON RIGHT? SO WHY IS IT YOUR THE ONLY PERSON WHO COMMENTS HERE....WAAAAAAAAAA!
SO TODAY I GO IN THE MACHINE OF IMANGES...WOW...IT TAKES 45 MINUTES TO 1 HOUR FOR THEM TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY BACK...DAMN THEM...WHO THE HELL CAN SIT THAT STILL FOR THAT LONG...SURELY NOT ME...CAN'T EVEN BRING A BOOK IN THE DAMN MACHINE WITH ME...YUCK....I HAVE TO COMPLAIN OR IT WOULDN'T BE ME...RIGHT....I WON'T KNOW THE RESULTS UNTIL I GO TO SEE MY DOCTOR ON THE 25TH....NOTHING LIKE MAKING YOU WAIT...RIGHT....

I KEEP FORGETTING TO FAST IN THE MORNING...I AM SUPPOSE TO GO FOR BLOOD WORK-UP TOO...BUT...LO AND BEHOLD...ME GOES RIGHT FOR THE JAVA EVEN BEFORE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING....LOL

SO I GUESS I'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY AND THE NEXT....ME BAD...

YESTERDAY MORNING I SAW MY NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE STREET...WE DID OUR USUAL GREETING...WE MOONED EACH OTHER...AND LAUGHED...BOY IF WE GET CAUGHT WE COULD GO TO JAIL...MY SON IN LAW INFORMED ME...HE JUST DON'T GET ME...HE WILL CAUSE HE HAS TO....SEE HE NEVER LIVED WITH ME...BUT MY DAUGTHER IS THE SAME WAY..WHEN THE TWO OF USE ARE TOGETHER..WATCH OUT WORLD...MY HUSBAND SAYS WE OUGHT BE ON T.V. LOL....MY SON IN LAW JUST TURNS BEET RED ALL THE TIME..SO OF CAUSE...I HAVE TO CARRY ON...HEE HEE...

I LOVE TO HAVE FUN AND I AM A FREE SPIRIT..YESTERDAY I GOT DRESSED AND I CAME OUT WITH A FLORESCENT GREEN SWEATSHIRT ON....EVERYONE SAID...WHAT THE HELL" ARE YOU GOING HUNTING?" GET MY SUN GLASSES! ALL I SAID IS I GOT TO BE ME..I LOVE BEING DIFFERENT..I DARE TO GO WERE NO ONE ELSE WOULD...I DON'T GO BY FASHIONS AND GIRLY SHIT..I WEAR WHAT I LIKE AND IS COMFORTABLE...

THAT REMINDS OF A TIME WHEN HUBBY BROUGHT ME HOME A TEDDY TO WEAR....LOL...LOL....I TOOK ONE LOOK AT IT AND SAID....WOW...THAT IS SO PRETTY...SO WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO WEAR THAT..."YOU HE SAID!" WELL, I JUST ABOUT SPLIT A GUT...I SAID NOT BEFORE YOU GET ONE IN YOUR SIZE AND WEAR THONGS THAT GO UP YOUR ASS....I PREFER MY GRANNY BLOOMERS AND TINK P.J.S THANK YOU...T-SHIRTS AND RATTY OLD BATHROOM...I KID YOU NOT...I WON'T WEAR ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE...I TOLD HIM TO FIND SOMEONE THAT WOULD WEAR IT OR TAKE IT BACK...THAT WAS SOME 20 YEARS AGO...HE GOT THE PICTURE....FROM THAT TIME ON HE HAD TO ACCEPT ME FOR ME....NOT WHAT HE THINKS A WOMEN SHOULD BE....NO WAY...WILL I CONFORM TO THAT SHIT....

HATE TO GET DRESSED UP....I TOLD HIM WHEN I DIE..I WANT TO BE DRESSED IN BLUE JEANS AND A SWEAT SHIRT AND MY SNEAKERS...NO MAKE-UP EITHER...AND NO SERVICE AT ALL....I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED JUST AS I WAS NOT AS I LOOK IN SOME DAMN BOX...THEN BURN THAT SUCKER AND SPRINKLE ME IN THE PLACE THAT NO ONE KNOWS..NO HEAD STONE NO NOTHING....IF THEY KNEW ME THEY WILL REMEMBER ME AS I WAS....SO THERE!

DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT ON THAT SUBJECT..BUT I DID...SEE HOW MY MIND WANDERS...AND IT DOES..ALL THE TIME..CAUSE I TALK TO MYSELF...RIGHT SELF?LOL

WELL IT IS MONDAY AND I'M SURE EVERYONE IS MOANING AND GROANING..BUT WHY....IT COMES AROUND EVERY WEEK...JUST LIKE TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY...ETC....SO STOP YOUR MOANING....

OKAY I THINK THAT'S ALL MY BRAIN CAN PUT OUT THIS EARLY......

DO BEARS FART IN THE WATER?