Monday, November 3, 2008

BREATHE IN..AND OUT..BREATHE IN..COUGH COUGH..EXCUSE ME


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU SAY FUCK TOO MUCH...WELL, I HAVE...CAN'T HELP MYSELF...IT'S LIKE BREATHING TO ME..FUCK THIS AND FUCK THAT AND FUCK THAT TOO....I HAVE USED THAT WORD SINCE I LEARNED IT..LIKE MY ABC'S...YA KNOW...IT'S PART OF WHO I AM...LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY...GOES TOGETHER...SHIT IS ANOTHER WORD THAT I USE ALSO...I DON'T CARE...THAT'S ME..I GOTTA BE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TRY TO BEHAVE WHEN LITTLE ONES ARE AROUND REALLY... TRY REALLY REALLY HARD....AND BELIEVE ME IT IS HARD...PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A MOUTH LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER..ALWAYS HAVE...BUT, I CAN BE NICE WHEN I REALLY HAVE TO...I HAVE A SOFT SIDE TO ME...REALLY I DO....COUGH COUGH...LOL

THE OTHER THING MY DAUGTHER SAYS TO ME IS " WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO DAMN?" DAMN FREAKING THIS! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR...DAMN IT ALL TO HELL..ETC...LOL...IT''S A STANDING JOKE WITH US..HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW..DAMN IT!

I KNOW I'M CRAZY AT TIMES..OKAY MOST OF THE TIME..BUT I CAN BE GOOD..REALLY..I DON'T LIKE TO ..CAUSE I LIKE TO BE ME....I CAN ADJUST TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THERE WAYS..BUT NOT TOO LONG...THEN I TAKE EXIT STAGE LEFT....ZOOOOM...I GO....BREATH IN AND BREATH OUT...F-U-C-K-I-N A,,,WHAT THE HELL...MO FO'S....

I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE ME...BUT JUST WON'T ADMITT TO IT....I ADMITT TO IT...BUT I AM A SENSITIVE LOVING PERSON,CARING ETC. TOO...IMANGE THAT....

FUCK YEAH..I AM...I AM WHAT I AM...THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT..

AND REMEMBER TO VOTE TOMORROW...IF ANYONE IS GONNA VOTE..ME CONFUSED WHO TO VOTE FOR....

4 comments:

garnett109 said...

Voting?
Who gives a flying fuck?

Liz in Virginia said...

LMAO!! You are as funny as garnett. lol!

MISSY said...

I like to say fuck too :) I used to really have a dirty mouth, I still do to an extent but when I got into banking two years ago, I had to train myself to watch what I say. It has rubbed off into my everyday life now and I simpply don't say fuck as much. I'm not as sarcastic as I used to be either...fuck. *M*

http://learningtoadapt.blogspot.com

Lisa said...

LOL, you are so funny!! I used to talk like that but stopped and I don't know why. Oh don't get me wrong...I still come off with some good F bombs here & there and can run a string of curse words together that would make a sailor blush when I am pissed off but overall I stopped putting F in front of every word.

It doesn't bother me to hear it, I am around it all the time and actually think nothing of it.