WELL I SCREWED THIS POST UP..SEEMS THE PICTURE IS NOT WERE I WANT IT..Hmmmm...HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT ONE? ONLY DITZTY ME...WELL WHERE EVER IT ENDS UP IT ENDS UP..IT IS A PICTURE OF MY GRAND DAUGHTERS NEW BIKE AND THE OLD ONE THAT MY OTHER LITTLE ONE WILL ATTEMPT TO RIDE...LOL...
IT SEEMS TODAY IS THURSDAY..AM I RIGHT OR IS IT FRIDAY? DAMN I AM SO MESSED UP AND I WASN'T EVEN DRINKING..MAYBE I SHOULD..I THINK CLEAR THAT WAY...WELL WE WENT APPLE PICKING ONE OF THOSE DAYS...TOOK US ONE AND HALF HOURS TO GET TO THE DAMN PLACE...(AS MY DAUGHTER SAYS WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DAMN?) SEEMS I SAY THAT ALOT BESIDES (FUCK) WHAT CAN YA DO? THERE I GO AGAIN OFF ON ANOTHER THOUGHT...SEE MY MIND WANDERS ALL THE TIME...
OH YEAH, APPLE PICKING..WHAT AN ADVENTURE THAT WAS...MILES AND MILES OF APPLE TREES...WITH EVERY KIND OF APPLE YOU CAN THINK OF AND SOME YOU CAN'T...DID ANYONE EVER HEAR OF GOLDEN CRISP..WELL SEEMS THOSE DAMN APPLES ARE LIKE GOLD.. ALL THE OTHER APPLES WERE 69CENTS A PD...BUT THESE OTHER SUCKERS WERE WERE TWO DOLLARS A PD....DAMN..SO ONE APPLE COULD COST YOU TWO DOLLARS..THIS CRAZY LADY DROVE HER CAR TO WHERE THEY WERE..LOAD HER CAR WITH THOSE DAMN THINGS AND WENT TO WEIGH THEM IN... 30 PDS OF THEM..SHE ASKED THE GUY WHAT TEMP TO YOU STORE THEM AT.....40 DEGREES HE REPLIED....NO TIMES THAT 30 PDS BY 2 DOLLARS...GEEZH THEY REALLY MUST LIKE THOSE SUCKERS....
WE GOT CORTLAND ,EMPIRE, AND JUNCO...OF COURSE I HAVE BE BAKING PIES FOR 2 DAYS NOW...YUMMY...ONE FOR THE NEIGHBOR ,TWO FOR US, ONE FOR THE OTHER NEIGHBOR AND OF COURSE MY DAUGHTER WHO DON'T BAKE....THEY JUST EAT THE APPLES....ANY ORDERS?
THEN I HAD TO GO TO PHYSICAL THREADY FOR MY KNEES..THE BITCH JUST ABOUT KILLED ME...I WAS READY TO GO FOR HER THOART..I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PAIN MEDS SO I WAS IN ALOT OF PAIN TO BEGIN WITH....SO, I ASKED HER IS IT CHEATING IF I TAKE MY PAIN MEDS? SHE SAID OH KNOW..BY ALL MEANS TAKE IT...SO LET ME ASK YOU...HOW IS SHE SUPPOSE TO EVALUATE ME FOR THE DOCTOR IF I DO THE STUFF THEY WANT ME TO PAIN FREE OR ALMOST PAIN FREE? GEEEEZH..
I HAVE TO GO 3 TIMES A WEEK...THEN I HAVE TO GO FOR THE TORTURE TREATMENT....ON MY LEGS...MY LEGS AND FEET GO NUMB OH JOY OH BLISS..I CHALK IT UP TO MY FM...BUT THEY SAY NAY...OKAY DOC..SO WHAT IS IT...HE WANTS TO DO A NERVE STUDY...AND THAT MEANS......AN ELECTROMYOGRAPHY....IT IS A NERVE CONDUCTION STUDY AND A MUSCLE EXAM..THEY STICK NEEDLES INT THE NERVES AND MUSCLES AND THEN AND TURN ON THE JUICE..ELECTRICAL SHIT...OUCH..IT IS VERY PAINFUL...DAMN TERRORISTS....THIS SHOULD TAKE ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO...
ALTHOUGH THE PHYSICAL THERAPIST SAID IT COMES FROM MY BACK...GROWL...ANY WAY...THIS IS BEGINNING TO BECOME A SHORT NOVEL...I WILL RELEASE YOU OF THE AGONY OF READING NOW... HAVE A GREAT DAY....
4 comments:
I love how you tell your story!! I've never heard of those expensive apples but I'm not an apple expert. I had the nerve test done on my neck ~ come to think of it I don't think it really yielded any answers. Good luck!
Making Apple Mash Again Are We?
You gave me an idea to take my son apple picking, I bet he'd love that! I did it when I was a kid once and enjoyed it.. good idea.
I say damn a lot too :)
I know it hurts to go to physical therapy. I had whip lash when I was a kid and it hurt like hell. Just get yourself better.
*M*
Sorry physical therapy has been so painful hon. The apple picking trip sounded like fun. I imagine there are going to be alot of happy people with the results of the apple pies. (Hugs)Indigo
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