TODAY IS JUST ANOTHER DAY

SO HOW IS EVERYONE...THIS IS NEW TO ME...CAME HERE BECAUSE OF MY FRIEND...WE FOLLOW EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHERE WE GO...SO HERE I AM AND SO IS HE...LOL...

WENT OUT THE OTHER NIGHT TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WITH MY BOTTLE OF SOURTERN COMFORT....YUM ..PLAYED CARDS AND GOT SMASHED...FUNNY SHIT WENT ON...TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS...LET'S JUST SAY WHEN THERE'S MUSIC BOOZE AND PEOPLE I GO LET LOOSE.. I WAS CHASING THIS GUY AROUND TRYING TO RIP HIS CLOTHES OFF..HIS WIFE WAS THERE AND SHE WAS PEEING HERSELF..SEE HE IS THE BIGGEST PERV...AND NEVER HAD A WOMEN CHASE HIM....UNTIL ME....LOL..HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...SO IT WAS A FUNNY SITE...I HAD HIM ON THE GROUND AND HE WAS CALLING TO HIS WIFE...SHE KEPT SAYING " HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE OTHER END..?" WELL WE FINISHED OFF THE BOTTLE 100 PROOF JUST ME AND ANOTHER GUY..THE OTHERS WERE NOT DRINKING..WIMPS...

AND I WALKED ACROSS THE STREET AS I HEARD THE OTHER GUY PUKING HIS GUTS OUT...LIGHT WEIGHT... OH WAIT..THERE WAS A SHUNK IN THE DRIVE WAY...AND WE ALL SMELLED IT..THESE TO ASSHOLE GUYS DECIDE TO CHASE IT...FUNNIER THEN HELL...THEY GRAB THEIR PANTS LEGS AND RUN AFTER THE DAMN THING...WE ARE YELLING YOU ASSHOLES YOU'RE GONNA GET SPRAYED..

WELL, THEY CHASED IT AND REALLY SCARED THE THING SO IT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO LIFT IT'S TAIL...AND THE DAMN THING RAN AWAY....FUNNIER THEN HELL...

WELL, THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT....

SHOOBIE HUNTER....