SHIT LA MARE

GOOD MORNING FELLOW BLOGGERS...I SURE HOPE I DIDN'T MESS UP THIS SITE...SEEMS SOMEONE I KNOW DID...AND I HAVEN'T A CLUE IF I DID OR NOT...Hmmmmm>>>SIGH<<<<<

WELL, MY DAY YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF A HECTIC KIND...DODGE THE KIDS AND RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY...SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A FREAKING BREAK FROM ALL THE CRAZINESS..SO OFF I TROTTED WITH CHEROKEE FOR A TWO MILE WALK..NOT GOOD WITH MY KNEES BUT NEEDED TO BE OUTSIDE...I WAS GONNA GET OUTSIDE NO MATTER WHAT...CAME HOME CLEANED LIKE A TORNADO AND HURT LIKE A BOBCAT EATING AN ANTELOPE ALIVE...GROSS THOUGHT..BUT I HURT BAD...FM KICKED IN...THEN AS I WAS GONNA SIT AND RELAX..THE PHONE RINGS...SHIT HIT THE DECK...HIDE..AIR RAID....

I HEAR NANA, NANA , NANA COMING FROM THE BLACK BOX...COULD THIS BE TRUE...IT'S THE ALIENS COMING FOR ME...WHAT TO DO..SHIT LA MARE...WHAT TO DO...ANSWER THEIR CALL OR NOT..WILL THEY FIND ME...WILL THEY GET ME...NO..I SAY...

FIND CHEROKEE...GRAB HIS LEASE AND RUN TAKE A DIFFERENT ROUTE THAT THE ALIENS WON'T FIND ME...BARELY WALKING I STUMBLE DOWN THE STREET..SWEARING I WILL HIDE TILL IT'S DARK...I WON'T GO BACK HOME...NO NO NO...THEY CAN'T MAKE ME...

MY PHONE RINGS IN MY POCKET...DO I DARE LOOK AT WHO IT IS..MY BODY SHAKES...I AM WILLED TO LOOK...I LOOK AND IT IS HUBBY...HE SAYS WHERE ARE YOU? I ASKED FIRST WHERE ARE YOU? HE SAYS HOME. I REPLY "ALONE" HE SAYS YES...I JUMP WITH JOY..I EXPLAIN ABOUT THE ALIENS THAT WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE HOUSE...HE REASSURES ME THAT THEY ARE NOT AROUND...

I SAID I WILL RETURN THEN...CAUSE I WAS GONNA STAY OUT ALL NIGHT WITH CHEROKEE IF I HAD TO...MY BODY RACKED IN PAIN BEAR LY BREATHING BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO MY INHALER..NO TIME I MADE MY JOURNEY HOME...

GOT TO MY CABINET DID MY INHALER POP MY PAIN MEDS AND SAT DOWN AND COULDN'T MOVE....OUCH OUCH OUCH...SHOULD I CONTINUE..CAUSE IT GETS WORSE....

I THINK I WILL LEAVE YOU ALL IN SUSPENSE....

THAT IS PART OF MY STORY AND I AM STICKING TO IT...

TODAY IS JUST ANOTHER DAY

SO HOW IS EVERYONE...THIS IS NEW TO ME...CAME HERE BECAUSE OF MY FRIEND...WE FOLLOW EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHERE WE GO...SO HERE I AM AND SO IS HE...LOL...

WENT OUT THE OTHER NIGHT TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WITH MY BOTTLE OF SOURTERN COMFORT....YUM ..PLAYED CARDS AND GOT SMASHED...FUNNY SHIT WENT ON...TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS...LET'S JUST SAY WHEN THERE'S MUSIC BOOZE AND PEOPLE I GO LET LOOSE.. I WAS CHASING THIS GUY AROUND TRYING TO RIP HIS CLOTHES OFF..HIS WIFE WAS THERE AND SHE WAS PEEING HERSELF..SEE HE IS THE BIGGEST PERV...AND NEVER HAD A WOMEN CHASE HIM....UNTIL ME....LOL..HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...SO IT WAS A FUNNY SITE...I HAD HIM ON THE GROUND AND HE WAS CALLING TO HIS WIFE...SHE KEPT SAYING " HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE OTHER END..?" WELL WE FINISHED OFF THE BOTTLE 100 PROOF JUST ME AND ANOTHER GUY..THE OTHERS WERE NOT DRINKING..WIMPS...

AND I WALKED ACROSS THE STREET AS I HEARD THE OTHER GUY PUKING HIS GUTS OUT...LIGHT WEIGHT... OH WAIT..THERE WAS A SHUNK IN THE DRIVE WAY...AND WE ALL SMELLED IT..THESE TO ASSHOLE GUYS DECIDE TO CHASE IT...FUNNIER THEN HELL...THEY GRAB THEIR PANTS LEGS AND RUN AFTER THE DAMN THING...WE ARE YELLING YOU ASSHOLES YOU'RE GONNA GET SPRAYED..

WELL, THEY CHASED IT AND REALLY SCARED THE THING SO IT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO LIFT IT'S TAIL...AND THE DAMN THING RAN AWAY....FUNNIER THEN HELL...

WELL, THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT....

SHOOBIE HUNTER....

hello my brain is in pain again

I HAVE MADE IT HERE...IT WAS NOT EASY NOW YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ME...PEEK A BOO...HOW ARE YOU..HEE HEE